This is my second installment of my “How NOT to” series. Looks like there’s going to be a few more posts. Here’s Part 1
So here we go..
- Have entitlement issues
- Talk a lot about yourself. Topics can range about from your job to looks to money….you pick
- Be socially awkward around people. It really helps.
- Point out what is wrong about other people’s lives, as compared to yourself. This is like the number 1 thing to do
- Isolate yourself every chance you get.
- if you have self esteem issues, that keep coming up whenever you are around people, my friend, you are well on your way!
- Remember, always feel superior. Always. Putting others down will definitely increase your cool points
- Borrow money. A lot of it. And then not pay it back. Especially from your closest friends. Never volunteering to pay for drinks, food, tickets etc etc on group outings also counts
- Always express your opinion about everything.
- Let compliments go your head. I mean, you ARE all that plus a bag of change.
